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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

What does it feel like wearing tights?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

What was the worst decision you ever did?